Drunk Purchases.
Honest Reviews.

I Wore a Beer Can Helmet to a Wedding and I Regret Nothing Submitted by: Todd M., Cincinnati, OH — "Groomsman, not the groom. That's important." ---

The Chicken Magnetic Holding Hands Socks Are the Relationship I Deserved All Along Submitted by: Priya K., Austin, TX — "I have a master's degree. I

The Horse Head Mask Found Me at My Lowest Point and Made Everything Better Submitted by: Marcus B., Portland, OR — "I'm a graphic designer. I have se

The "It's Fine I'm Fine Everything Is Fine" Shirt Is the Most Honest Thing I Own Submitted by: Dana R., Chicago, IL — "I bought this at 1am during a

I Bought the Sloth Hoodie During a Rough Patch and Now It's My Entire Identity Submitted by: Kevin T., Nashville, TN — "I work in finance. I relate m

The Mini Sriracha Keychain Bottle Has Made Me the Most Popular Person at Every Restaurant Submitted by: James L., Houston, TX — "My hot sauce opinion

The Sriracha 2000 Sauce Dispenser Is the Most Chaotic Kitchen Upgrade I've Ever Made Submitted by: Alex P., Denver, CO — "I take hot sauce seriously.

The Anker Portable Charger Saved My Night Out and Possibly My Friendship Submitted by: Brittany W., Atlanta, GA — "I am the person in the friend grou

The Fingerbot Button Pusher Is the Laziest Genius Invention I've Ever Bought Drunk Submitted by: Chris M., Seattle, WA — "I have automated exactly on

I Got Govee LED Strips at Midnight and Turned My Apartment Into a Vibe Machine Submitted by: Sam R., Los Angeles, CA — "I thought my apartment was fi

I Lost My Keys, My Wallet, and My Phone in One Night — Then I Found the Tile Mate Submitted by: Derek H., Minneapolis, MN — "I am now the most locate

The Saucemoto Dip Clip Is From Shark Tank and It Solved My Biggest Car Problem Submitted by: Rachel G., Dallas, TX — "I have ruined three shirts driv

The Smartish Gripmunk iPhone 17 Case Saved My Phone From a Tailgate Situation I'd Rather Not Describe Submitted by: Jordan K., Columbus, OH — "Colleg

The Tactical Pen with Glass Breaker Is the Most Dramatic Thing I Own And I Love It Submitted by: Mike T., Phoenix, AZ — "I watched three survival You

I Bought Two Different Yodeling Pickles and Now I Have No Regrets Submitted by: Tyler B., Madison, WI — "I did not plan to become a yodeling pickle c

I Pranked My Whole Family With Fake Lottery Tickets and I Feel Amazing About It Submitted by: Carly M., Pittsburgh, PA — "The look on my uncle's face

The Butt Face Soap Was Supposed to Be a Prank Gift — Now It's in My Bathroom Permanently Submitted by: Nate V., Philadelphia, PA — "It started as a g

The Inflatable Sumo Suit Was the Best $40 My Friend Group Has Ever Spent Submitted by: Brandon H., Kansas City, MO — "We bought this for a birthday p

The Toilet Golf Set Turned My Bathroom Into My Best Office Submitted by: Greg T., Scottsdale, AZ — "I take golf seriously. I take efficiency seriousl

I Deployed Fart Spray at a Work Happy Hour and I Stand By Every Decision Submitted by: Anonymous — "I have been asked not to identify myself. The HR

The Fake Parking Ticket Prank Has Given Me More Power Than I Was Ready For Submitted by: Lisa K., Boston, MA — "I have pranked 19 people. I have no p

The Nicolas Cage Shower Curtain Is the Most Important Home Decision I've Ever Made Submitted by: Will F., New York, NY — "My bathroom was nothing bef

The Giant 8-Foot Bean Bag Chair Destroyed My Productivity and Improved My Life Submitted by: Tom S., Austin, TX — "I bought this for 'the guest room.

The Hidden Safe Book Is the Best Security Decision I Made After Three Beers Submitted by: Owen M., Chicago, IL — "I have told exactly nobody what the

Cat Butt Coasters Are Real and They've Ruined All Other Coasters for Me Submitted by: Hannah P., Portland, OR — "I have three cats. I have twelve cat

The Ostrich Pillow Changed How I Feel About Napping in Public Submitted by: Maya C., San Francisco, CA — "I am a software engineer. I travel constant

The Squatty Potty Infomercial Got Me at 11pm and Changed My Life Submitted by: Dave K., Denver, CO — "I was skeptical. I was wrong. I am a convert. I

The Bedside Caddy Solved the Problem I Didn't Know Had a Name Submitted by: Jen M., Seattle, WA — "I knocked my phone off my nightstand approximately

The Toilet Night Light Solved a Problem I Didn't Know I Was Having Until I Wasn't Having It Submitted by: Rob T., Nashville, TN — "The bathroom light

The Vintage Bar Sign Is the Only Wall Decor I've Ever Bought That Was Immediately Correct Submitted by: Megan R., New Orleans, LA — "I have a home ba

The Banana Slicer Is the Dumbest Useful Thing I've Ever Bought and I Regret Nothing Submitted by: Pat G., Cleveland, OH — "I have become the most eff

The Butter Spreader with Holes Changed My Relationship with Toast Submitted by: Claire B., Minneapolis, MN — "I have strong opinions about butter app

The Corn Stripper Tool Made My Summer and I'm Not Being Hyperbolic Submitted by: Kara S., Kansas City, MO — "BBQ season changed forever. The corn cha

The 30-Second Dance Party Button Is the Best Office Investment My Team Has Ever Made Submitted by: Marco T., Chicago, IL — "I manage a team. Morale i

The Bigfoot Sticker Is the Most Important Thing on My Car and I Will Not Be Taking Questions Submitted by: Jeff M., Portland, OR — "My car had no per

The Fingerlings Baby Sloth Made Me Feel Feelings I Wasn't Prepared For Submitted by: Sarah K., Austin, TX — "I bought this as a 'joke gift.' It is no

The Tactical Corgi Air Freshener Is the Guardian My Car Deserves Submitted by: Emma L., San Diego, CA — "My car smells good now. There is also a corg

The Desktop Punching Bag Is the Most Productive Thing on My Desk Submitted by: Kevin R., New York, NY — "I work in finance. The bag has preserved rel

The Executive Zen Garden Made Me Take My Lunch Break and I'm Grateful For It Submitted by: Sandra C., Boston, MA — "My desk was chaos. The zen garden

The Fidget Cube Is the Most Important Thing I Own and I Can Prove It Submitted by: Zoe K., Seattle, WA — "I have ADHD. The fidget cube changed meetin

The Screaming Goat Desk Toy Screamed Back and Everything Changed Submitted by: Phil N., Nashville, TN — "I scream. The goat screams. We understand ea

The Zaky Hand Pillow Has a Complicated Backstory and Is Now My Desk's Weirdest Resident Submitted by: Tom W., San Francisco, CA — "I bought this as a

The Bear Grylls Fire Starter Made Me Feel Capable of Surviving Things I Will Never Face Submitted by: Dan C., Austin, TX — "I live in a suburb. I own

The Collapsible Trekking Poles Turned Me Into a Person Who Talks About Hiking at Parties Submitted by: Anna R., Denver, CO — "I did not hike before t

The LifeStraw Made Me Drink Creek Water and Feel Good About It Submitted by: Ben H., Portland, OR — "I watched a guy drink from a puddle on TikTok an

The Mismatch Socks 12-Pack Is the Best Decision My Sock Drawer Has Ever Experienced Submitted by: Ryan K., Chicago, IL — "I used to sort socks. I no

I Bought a Taco Holder Truck at 2AM and I Regret Nothing Submitted by: Derek M., Denver, CO Meta Description: A drunk Amazon purchase that changed Ta

My Tactical Pen Has Saved My Life Twice In My Imagination Submitted by: Marcus T., Austin, TX Meta Description: A night out, a broken window fantasy,

I Bought a Giant Gummy Bear Wine Bottle and Honestly It Was a Spiritual Experience Submitted by: Tiffany R., Nashville, TN Meta Description: Part win

The Inflatable Outdoor Movie Screen Made Me the Best Neighbor on My Street Submitted by: Brett K., Phoenix, AZ Meta Description: I bought a 16-foot i

I Got a Heated Vest and Now Winter Can Come at Me Submitted by: Tom V., Minneapolis, MN Meta Description: After too many whiskey sours at an outdoor

The Nugget Ice Maker Was My Last Sober Decision of the Year Submitted by: Amanda P., Atlanta, GA Meta Description: I ordered a countertop nugget ice

I Bought a Sword Umbrella and I Will Not Explain Myself Submitted by: Phil D., Seattle, WA Meta Description: In Seattle, you carry an umbrella or you

How a Hangover and a Himalayan Salt Lamp Turned Me Into a Wellness Person Submitted by: Sarah B., Denver, CO Meta Description: I bought a Himalayan s

The Breakfast Sandwich Maker Is the Most Responsible Thing I've Ever Bought Drunk Submitted by: Jake S., Chicago, IL Meta Description: One too many c

The Levitating Plant Pot Has No Business Existing and Yet Here We Are Submitted by: Nicole W., Portland, OR Meta Description: I bought a plant pot th

The Mini Waffle Maker Woke Up My Entire Personality Submitted by: Carla T., Austin, TX Meta Description: I bought a Dash Mini Waffle Maker at midnigh

I Bought an Electric Wine Opener and I'm Never Opening a Bottle With Effort Again Submitted by: Rachel M., Chicago, IL Meta Description: Broke a cork

The Gravity Defying Waterfall Fountain Sent My Cat Into a Full Spiritual Crisis Submitted by: Dana L., Seattle, WA Meta Description: Bought a tableto

The Cheese Board That Saved My Dinner Party Reputation Submitted by: Melissa C., New York, NY Meta Description: I panic-bought a marble and wood char

I Bought a Ramen Noodle Pillow Because Drunk Me Understood Something About Comfort Submitted by: Kevin L., Los Angeles, CA Meta Description: At 2AM a

The Smart Plug Changed How I Think About Being Lazy Submitted by: Alex R., San Francisco, CA Meta Description: Three beers and a friend's smart home

I Bought a USB Desktop Vacuum and My Keyboard Has Never Been the Same Submitted by: Ryan T., Boston, MA Meta Description: A whiskey night, a look at

I Bought a Bacon Strip Bandage Box and My First Aid Kit is Now a Personality Submitted by: Tyler B., Portland, OR Meta Description: At 1AM after a ba

The Portable Blender Saved My Tailgate and Possibly My Friendships Submitted by: Chris W., Nashville, TN Meta Description: I promised my friends froz

I Bought a Projector Alarm Clock and My Ceiling Has the Time On It Now Submitted by: James K., Seattle, WA Meta Description: One too many nightcaps a

The HigherDOSE Red Light Mask Made Me Feel Like I'm in the Matrix and My Skin Has Never Looked Better Submitted by: Jess M., New York, NY Meta Descri

I Bought EltaMD Sunscreen Because My Dermatologist Said So and Drunk Me Finally Listened Submitted by: Lauren H., Miami, FL Meta Description: My derm

The Comfytemp Red Light Belt Is Like Having a Physical Therapist in My Nightstand Submitted by: Mike D., Denver, CO Meta Description: My lower back w

The Ninja SLUSHi Turned My Kitchen Into a Bar and My Bar Into a Problem Submitted by: Brandon K., Tampa, FL Meta Description: Bought the Ninja SLUSHi

The Coway Airmega Might Be the Best Thing I've Ever Bought Without Fully Understanding It Submitted by: Greg S., Los Angeles, CA Meta Description: Wi

The LEVOIT Air Purifier Fixed My Apartment Air and My Relationship With Sleep Submitted by: Patrick M., Chicago, IL Meta Description: Bought the LEVO

I Got a MagSafe iPhone Case and Now I Feel Like I'm Living in 2035 Submitted by: Josh T., San Francisco, CA Meta Description: After dropping my phone

The Chefman Iceman Slush Machine Made Me the Most Popular Person on My Block Submitted by: David R., Houston, TX Meta Description: Bought the Chefman

The EltaMD Tinted Sunscreen Is Why I Get Asked If I'm "Doing Something Different" Submitted by: Maya T., Atlanta, GA Meta Description: After a girls'

The Magnetic Wristband Saved My Home Renovation and My Marriage Submitted by: Dan B., Columbus, OH Meta Description: After losing screws down my wall

The Smartish iPhone 17 Pro Case: I Finally Have the Phone Grip I Deserve Submitted by: Carlos M., Miami, FL Meta Description: After dropping my iPhon

The Whiskey Stones Set My Bourbon Free From Watery Betrayal Submitted by: Frank R., Louisville, KY Meta Description: I live in bourbon country. Dilut

I Bought a Portable Hammock and My Lunch Breaks Are Now Transcendent Submitted by: Ethan W., Austin, TX Meta Description: After a camping trip where

The Instant Pot Made Me a Person Who Meal Preps, and I Resent It for Being Right Submitted by: Lisa K., Minneapolis, MN Meta Description: I made fun

The Portable Fire Pit Turned My Backyard Into a Year-Round Hangout Submitted by: Sam L., Denver, CO Meta Description: After my neighbor's fire pit cr

The Sunset Lamp Projection Clock Turned My Bedroom Into a Vibe Lab Submitted by: Zoe H., Brooklyn, NY Meta Description: After watching too many "aest

The Collapsible Colander Changed My Pasta Situation Forever Submitted by: Nick P., New York, NY Meta Description: NYC apartment, zero storage, and a

I Bought a Giant Inflatable Flamingo Pool Float and It Has Become My Entire Personality Submitted by: Brittany C., Scottsdale, AZ Meta Description: A

The Shower Speaker That Made My Morning Routine Worth Looking Forward To Submitted by: Ryan B., Seattle, WA Meta Description: After too many showers

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